MY LOIVFE ^!^: 8/8/10

Friday, August 13, 2010

* i don't know why? ....:-)

if have a seat ..............
i'll never standing.
if have a bed.........
i'll never sitting.

if i get a electric fan........
i'll never use a hand-fan.
if i get an air-conditioner.....
i'll never use an electric fan.

means.....
i m a cushy guy.

it's not wonderful at all.

but it's incredible.....

some sitting on a bed.
some standing near a chair.

some using hand-fan beside a electric fan.
some using a electric fan without turn on the air-conditioner in air-conditioner room......

i don't know why?

may be coz ....
Chinese Zodiac Horoscope of each's type.
http://www.zhong.de/zodiac/index.htm

Thursday, August 12, 2010

* i got a funny joke from mail n now share with u...:-)

Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: every year

Manager asked sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted the mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my
wife? Sit behind. I will drive.
Interviewer: just imagine youare on the3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White
Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...! !!
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

* Chinese Gadget Converts iPod Touch into Apple iPhone

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/08/10/chinese-gadget-converts-ipod-touch-apple-iphone/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sld1Y1WVm8o
Apple iPod Touch users, no need to feel left out of the party! There's a new gadget just for you.A Chinese firm has developed a special protective case -- known as the "Apple Peel" -- for converting the iPod Touch into a cell phone, state media said Tuesday.