* iphone 5 joke मजाक :-)

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* Speak English Please! ( i m now trying to speak english :-)

funny ! 它喜歡睡覺，吃東西，變成脂肪。It likes sleeping and eating and becomes fat.

 
http://www.travelchinaguide.com/intro/social_customs/zodiac/pig.htm
豬不被認為是作為狗聰明。
它喜歡睡覺，吃東西，變成脂肪。因此，它通常具有懶惰和笨拙。
從積極的一面，它的行為本身，
有沒有傷害他人的計算，
可以給人們帶來富裕。
因此，
豬一度被視為財富。
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* 當印度人遇上中國人 太好笑了 When the Indians met Chinese people so funny

be a man :-)
 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell_Peters

* funny kid

when i say daddy is at home!

she certainly run back to home. even though  she likes to stay outside.

but if u say like that not on right time of her daddy come back,
she will never do it,
it's wonderful she know the time, without any clock!





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* Do you want to go to heaven?

Father Murphy walks into a pub and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

The man said, "I do Father."

The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."

Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to got to heaven?"

"Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.

"Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father."

The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now." 

你不想去天堂嗎？

墨菲神父走進一間酒吧，他遇到的第一人說，“你想去天堂嗎？”

該名男子說，“我想去神父。”

神父說，“那靠牆站立。”\
然後神父問的第二個男人，“你想得天堂？”

“當然，神父，”男人的答复。

“那靠牆站立，”神父說。

然後神父墨菲走了奧圖爾說，“你想去天堂嗎？”

奧圖爾說：“不，我不神父。”

神父說，“我不相信這一點。你的意思是要告訴我，當你死了，你不想去天堂嗎？”

奧圖爾說：“哦，當我死了? 是的，我還以為你得到一組，現在一起去。”

 
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* kid don't like to be taken photo :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzstvVHSJqU


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* difference .....just a word, but must be accomplished with a word " between " :-)

Man vs Woman
 
The Differences between West & East

* the movie, the actor i like much ( Larry Crowne )

it's really happening of life in US.
it's OK only have a certificate u must,
didn't need to hardworking at all in US.

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Crowne

* a Perfect post of How To Make Perfect Steaks, Restaurant Chef Secrets Revealed

life must be living likes him....
slow and steady...:-)
feeling the life with some wine n music.
first enjoy some wine.....

then enjoy more wine

then enjoy even more wine....

* we must try this next time

" thinking what u want to eat tomorrow but thinking not unhappy things " as our Uncle said.

he also said u can't eat if u don't drag all out.
i thought he was talking about drag all unhappy things from ur mind,
but he said continuity " if didn't drag out over night ,
u can't eat (cook) next day coz all r freezer meals. :-)  really a joke maker of our Uncle.

http://www.yelp.com/nbiz_photos/6LgVqC6HFU_q0KrIW1B1Q?select=8mazo_hDskjfqwdMuZwo3g
got 4 stars but only 1 $ sign on yelp.



click to see MENU here

Bến Tre  is the capital city , located in the Mekong Delta area of southern Vietnam.

http://www.bentrerestaurant.com/images/BENTRE%20MENU%20JULY%2029TH.pdf

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* when airline afraid too much of terrorize

Swiss Army Knife only has to change their business....:-)

 

* funny but really danger about over drunk

* new arrival of apple product

there has a newer one.........called " idie "....
coz paid so much for apple product....:-)
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good feeling ( for health ) after that for anyone....:-)

my kid with her problem.

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* i don't know how to say .....so

* " wow! how a big iphone it's"

" woe! how a big iphone it's! "
she shouted out when she saw the ipad first time.


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* if u r a fan of beatles, here's a wallpaper for ur PC.

* do u want to shoot ur boss???? go to work at here

* when i watched a youtube about Yudu Personal Screen Printer

i saw a comment like this.
(1 year ago)
What a funny voice this guy has.

like us, when teacher was teaching a lesson.
we r thinking about what teacher wearing but not in lesson....:-)

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