* Do you want to go to heaven?

Father Murphy walks into a pub and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

The man said, "I do Father."

The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."

Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to got to heaven?"

"Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.

"Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father."

The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now." 

你不想去天堂嗎？

墨菲神父走進一間酒吧，他遇到的第一人說，“你想去天堂嗎？”

該名男子說，“我想去神父。”

神父說，“那靠牆站立。”\
然後神父問的第二個男人，“你想得天堂？”

“當然，神父，”男人的答复。

“那靠牆站立，”神父說。

然後神父墨菲走了奧圖爾說，“你想去天堂嗎？”

奧圖爾說：“不，我不神父。”

神父說，“我不相信這一點。你的意思是要告訴我，當你死了，你不想去天堂嗎？”

奧圖爾說：“哦，當我死了? 是的，我還以為你得到一組，現在一起去。”

 
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